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Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 12:16 Go to next message
Donaldo
I'm on my own in work, My MP3 player has been played to death, i've even read the O&S part of the forum and i'm as bored as hell with nobody to talk to.

Apart from posting my usual drivel on here, can someone feel free to add me to MSN / yahoo if you fancy a chat to releive my boredom, before i start climbing the walls !!!
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 12:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Strawberry
Don... you could always do some work!
... i have a staff meeting to attend!... but.. if you are bored... can you find me a definition for higher order thinking...preferably by L Resnick..

thanks!
H x
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 13:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
Here you go:

http://www.nap.edu/openbook.php?record_id=1032&page=3

I hope thats what your after - i have to admit i didnt read it all.
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 13:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
joanna99
I'm at work and would appreciate any private messages from anyone about anything!!
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 13:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
Very Happy at least i'm not on my own in my desperation for human contact !
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 13:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tetley
Add me to the list, I'm up for a chat Smile
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 13:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
Added.

Anyone else joining in ?

(Hopefully we can brighten up what would otherwise be a dreadfully boring afternoon).
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tetley
Could always play I spy...

I spy with my little eye something beginning with S and S ?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
Sandwiches & Scones ?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tetley
A clue is need here methinks....

Its something very rare but much sought after by red blooded males Nod
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
Steak Sandwiches !!!
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tetley
Yep Nod Nod

Your turn.
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
I spy something begining with...

M P

Wink
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
joanna99
Mud Pie? Marjorie Proops? Michael Portillo? Miss Piggy?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne
Mobile Phone?

You'll be asking for a booty call next.... Laughing
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tetley
Gonna need a clue here Razz
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
I was gonna say that some "cant wait to get their hands on it" - but Sally Anne got it right 1st time - we have a winner.

Therefore its Sally Annes turn...
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
joanna99
Mr Pastry? My p****? My photo? Maple pancake?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne
Ok I'm looking out of my office window and I spy with my little eye, something beginning with A H.
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
Air Head ?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tetley
Air hostess Razz
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne
Not right now, but quite often Don!

Ditto Tet - same thing!

[Updated on: Mon, 17 March 2008 14:23]

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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
AH....hmm - remembers Sally works in IT...

A Hard Drive ?

(Clutching at straws here)
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tetley
I got it, dead easy.....

AH is a hotel Wink
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
sheerclass
Donaldo wrote on Mon, 17 March 2008 13:30

Very Happy at least i'm not on my own in my desperation for human contact !


Who said that?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
sheerclass
Sally-Anne wrote on Mon, 17 March 2008 14:20

Ok I'm looking out of my office window and I spy with my little eye, something beginning with A H.


A H is me!!!

God bless your eyesight
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
Methinks Sally has gone back to work, leaving us all in suspenders.

We need to know the truth !

(Cute comment about who said that sheerclass - very cute !)

Razz
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
sheerclass
Donaldo wrote on Mon, 17 March 2008 14:35

Methinks Sally has gone back to work, leaving us all in suspenders.

We need to know the truth !

(Cute comment about who said that sheerclass - very cute !)

Razz


Its the way ya tell em
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne

Don - Yours & Tetleys first guess (all be it they were the same thing hehe) are close considering where I am - but what I'm looking at is static and very large!
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
joanna99
Aircraft Hanger! Abnormal hippo! Amazing Himalayas!
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne
Your first guess was correct Joanna!

It's Aircraft Hangar - Jo's turn.

[Updated on: Mon, 17 March 2008 14:39]

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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
joanna99
Hey, I'm a winner! OK, my turn. I wish I spied with my little eye something beginning with T B!
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne

Tower Bridge?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
joanna99 wrote on Mon, 17 March 2008 14:38

Aircraft Hanger! Abnormal hippo! Amazing Himalayas!


I want an office with views like that !
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
joanna99
Why would I wish to see that? No, not Tower Bridge, not Tony Blair!!
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne

Well Don, sometimes I see all 3 out of my window.

Abnormal hippo = the fat woman that just got off a flight from Spain.

Amazing Himalayas = very large breasts!
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne

Three Bicycles, Two Boobies, Triumph Bonneville?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
Very Happy

Very well done - that put a huge smile on my face - thank you !

As for TB...hmmm.

Tea Break ?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
joanna99
No, you can't see a tea break - it's a concept, you know... OK, clue time. I like wearing them, and I love seeing ladies wearing them, except of course you seldom see them in the street...!
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
Sally-Anne wrote on Mon, 17 March 2008 14:48


Two Boobies?


I want that view from my window too....

Very Happy
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne
Thigh Boots?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
joanna99
Of course! Trust a lady from the south-west to get it right!
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
Thongs & Bras ?

Edit: bugger - too late.

Your turn Sally Anne again....

[Updated on: Mon, 17 March 2008 14:53]

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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
sheerclass
Training Bra?

Nah - couldn't be Rolling Eyes
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne

Yay I win!
Ok.

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with C P B. Cool
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
Criminal Protection Bureau ?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne
C'mon Don, I'm in England!
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
joanna99
Chinese Provincial Bank? Clothed Perfect Beauty? Chipped Porcelain Bowl? Cheap Padded Bra?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 14:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne

Clue - it goes up and down - a lot!
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 15:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
Cheap Plastic Bouncycastle ?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 15:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
joanna99
I can think of an answer if the letters were in a different order...
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 15:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne
It's long. It's yellow. It's got a light on the end.....

The last word isn't briefs.

[Updated on: Mon, 17 March 2008 15:03]

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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 15:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
joanna99
Crossing's Pelican Beacon? Crossing Protection Barrier?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 15:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
This thread would be much better with pictures...

All i can think of is some kind of banana !
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 15:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne

Do you give up? Should I pick another one?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 15:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
What would you claim as your prize if we give up ?

Edit:- Anything you like - no restrictions.

[Updated on: Mon, 17 March 2008 15:09]

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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 15:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
joanna99
Was I close with my guesses?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 15:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne
You are close Joanna, yes.

Edit, In that case Don, your genitals stuffed & mounted!!!! Very Happy

[Updated on: Mon, 17 March 2008 15:09]

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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 15:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
joanna99
I'm sure B stands for barrier. I'm thinking of a level crossing barrier or - OF COURSE!! Car Park Barrier!!!
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 15:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne
Horray! Well done, it's a car park barrier.

Bet you're glad now Don, eh? Cool

[Updated on: Mon, 17 March 2008 15:12]

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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 15:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
joanna99
The South-west rules! (What does it rule?). OK, here's something I can see in my office - BB!!
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 15:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sally-Anne
Don has suddenly gone very quiet. Rolling Eyes

Bulletin board?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 15:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Donaldo
They are always stuffed...But where would you like them mounted ?

Wink

Razz

BB = Bed & Breakfast ?
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Re: Help ! Mon, 17 March 2008 15:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
joanna99
I can see neither bed nor breakfast from here!
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